Things you never think you will hear yourself say…

…until you become a parent.

To Little sitting on the potty and wiping her own bum for the very first time.

“No, no, no, no, no, honey. We don’t wipe our neck with the pee covered toilet paper. You don’t need to wipe your neck off, put it in the toilet.”

Little:[indignant screaming that expresses her assurance she is doing it correctly and I am cruel for preventing her.]

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