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Once upon a time, before this new child took my body hostage and threatened unpleasant and painful results if I did not […]

Captain Mom has been graciously walking me through all of my HTML questions even though she’s in the middle of a house […]

We spent an almost idyllic weekend at the inlaws. It was actually a welcome relief from our place which is strange because […]

I keep wanting to put cool links in the text of my posts to other people and other posts like everyone else, […]

I don’t care how patient you think you are. Try standing outside of a bathroom door at 8:30 at night waiting for […]

1.) Are you finished going poo?2.) Did you wipe your bum?3.) Go wipe your bum.4.) Did you wash your hands?5.) Go wash […]

The new number one reason that I will follow almost all of my mother in law’s parenting advice without question, or without […]

I have had a lot of conversations recently with the boy about how he ought to be thankful for his food, even […]

Sorry I haven’t written at all this week, I’ve been kind of obsessed with keeping the contents of my stomach from emptying […]

When I was a child I remember trying to do things for my mother for Mother’s Day. I remember all of the […]